THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I keep dancing on my own.
to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons
josh hutcherson making fun of himself for being short is my new fandom
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
Hugh Skinner and Matt Smith, American Psycho (2013)